philmophlegm | Meme from wellinghall

For no real reason.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
On this one (my work laptop), a snowy scene of Chilsworthy, taken by bunn out of the front window.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Four.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed for the most part. Left handed playing snooker though.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Some teeth. The odd splinter.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
The case for my new PC.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes, frequently when younger, generally whenever I trapped a nerve. Less frequently of late.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I like my name, but sometimes think that a one syllable first name and a one syllable second name is one syllable too few. So maybe exchanging k in my name for cus.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Dunno. I don't tend to buy clothes by colour.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
I don't think so.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £100?
No.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for £50,000
Tempting. Probably yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000?
No.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1,000?
No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for £1,000,000?
If I get to choose the human life, then yes. If it's done at random, then no.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
The key to room 414 of the Westin Grand Hotel in Berlin.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet througout except for the bathroom (stone tiles) and the kitchen and utility room (amtico).
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand, but I much prefer baths.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. Amusingly, in the JOLF dress code, these are referred to as 'thongs', so the dress code actually states that staff should not where thongs to work.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Random woke me up this morning to tell me he was too ill to present the course and I'd have to do it. This was not in the plan...
Q: Last person who called you?
My dad.
Q: Person you hugged?
Bunn.

FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
I don't think I have one.
Q: Season?
Winter.
Q: Colour?
Black.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Well I'd rather be at home than in a hotel in Berlin.
Q: Mood?
Slightly bored.
Q: Listening to?
A course on IT controls currently being presented by landed_gentry.
Q: Watching?
The aforementioned landed_entry.
Q: Worrying about?
Not much.
Q: Wearing?
Brown trousers, lambswool jumper.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
After leaving my room - the course room.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Dunno.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes, I think so.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Most people seem to think so.