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[philmophlegm]

Ten stupid workplace rules that drive people away.

How well do you think idiots like this would be treated in the Islamic State...?

In economic terms, how big are African countries in relation to English counties?

Pretentious (but funny) Amazon reviews of Mr Men books.

Asking people in one part of the United Kingdom to draw a map of another part of their own sodding country.

Rude placenames of Britain. (We're just around the corner from Clitters, which if you know our housename, is perhaps unfortunate...)

Ahh...Plymouth.

Real men don't shave off their moustache on the 1st December.

Unemployment is now really (surprisingly even) low. But not so low for 16-20 year olds. This is why.

My wife thinks very carefully before walking our lurchers off lead. This circus animal keeper...not so much. And we're not talking about lurchers here.

Headline of the month.

A look at the legalities of shooting people in the US, and how it differs for police officers.

Did you see all that fuss that certain types kicked up about the ESA scientist who wore the unfortunate shirt? Did you think to yourself "I want one of those!"? Well you're a few hours too late.

When applied to dead buffalo, five thousand is a very big number.

I know this is a joke, but I would actually love this to happen.

Comments

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I think the key thing with the lurchers is that I'm heavier than both of them.

If that rhino decides he wants to go somewhere, then a lead is not going to stop him. Not unless you hire an elephant to hold it.

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

But what do circus rhinos even do?

[bunn.livejournal.com]

In the time-honoured fashion: "Whatever they want?"

[eledonecirrhosa.livejournal.com]

The young unemployment thing looks like it has the potential to become a scary vicious circle/death spiral.

Don't emply young folks 'cos they have no job skills... so they learn no job skills... so they stay unskilled young folks... who become unskilled mature folks... who become unskilled middle aged folks... and so on.

Hopefully someone will notice before our whole demographic is unemployed due to lack of on the job skills!