A surprisingly large part of my degree syllabus in light bulb joke format

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many revisionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: In actual fact, the light bulb doesn't need changing.

Q: How many post-revisionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yes it does.

Q: How many Scottish Nationalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, because they are sick of living under the shadow of
England for so long.

Q: How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - they just keep the elected politicians in the dark.
A: 35 - one to change the bulb, 34 to do the paperwork.

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Userpic challenge - the results

The challenge, set by ladyofastolat and bunn, was to use all of my userpics _in context_ in three months. I negotiated a slight extension to this deadline to take it up to the next edition of my roleplaying campaign. In any case, I've finished today, which is a week before the deadline (although if you're going to be picky, it's three days after three months).

Anyway, here's the proof with links and context...

Userpic challenge results part 2

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Userpic challenge final part

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