philmophlegm: (3D Monster Maze)

Bah humbug.

Two things have really got me annoyed this afternoon and frankly put me in something of a bad mood. This is a shame, because earlier I was in a good mood, having returned from lunch with a friend to find that my RPG shop had taken two substantial orders from France in my absence.

Both those orders came on the back of a little bit of digital marketing. I wrote a couple of blog posts. The first simply reproduced Dungeon Magazine's 2004 list of the 30 Greatest D&D Adventures of All Time, while the second explained what was wrong with the original article and suggested 20 more adventures. I then included both posts in an email newsletter, sent the newsletter to existing customers and posted about the articles on a couple of relevant facebook groups. Lots of interest, discussion, likes etc on the facebook page, and subsequently these two sales this afternoon.

And then one guy posted this in response: )

philmophlegm: (Dying Earth)
The American comedian Chris Rock used to do a routine called "Niggas vs Black People". Although it's certainly funny, it's perhaps more important as social commentary. The thrust of it is that those black Americans who are lazy and ignorant, and irresponsible, criminal even - the "niggas" - essentially spoil things for the black Americans who are none of those things. The "niggas" get away with it because the respectable "black people" feel it is wrong to criticise other blacks. It's a very astute observation.

chris-rock

Chris Rock isn't anywhere near as famous in the UK as he is in the US. In fact, he's probably about as famous over here as Jonathan Ross is over there. Which brings me to the rest of my rant blog post.

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philmophlegm: (Conway Stewart)
Sir Michael Wilshaw, Head of Ofsted and Chief Inspector of Schools in England, has claimed in an interview with a left-wing newspaper that despite popular opinion, grammar schools restrict social mobility rather than help it.

[Some background here for non-British readers. Up until the late sixties / early seventies, the cleverest 25% of pupils in the state education system went to grammar schools and the rest went to 'secondary modern' schools. Successive governments, especially Labour governments, have restricted grammar schools and any kind of selection, such that few areas of the country still have any grammar schools. In most areas, they were replaced with 'comprehensive' schools, like the one I went to. Some of the grammars became independent private schools and left the state system altogether.

However, while it is strictly forbidden to create a new state grammar, some of the old ones hang on. They tend to be extremely popular with parents and they generally get very good exam results. Pretty much all of the top-performing state schools come from the small number of grammar schools, although of course you would expect schools that only take the cleverest 11 year olds to have got good exam results at 16 and 18. Even Labour, whose 1997 manifesto promised to abolish all selection in schools, left the decision to "local parents" after the election, presumably because they could see that closing down good schools was unlikely to be a vote-winner among the parents of kids who attended them.

Ofsted is the "non-ministerial government department" (i.e. a quango) that regulates and inspects schools in England.

Social mobility has been a hot topic in this country for a while because of the increasing perception that few people from comprehensive schools get the top jobs in the country. After the last election, left-wing bloggers and journalists were quick to point out that only six out of 23 members of the new coalition cabinet had attended comprehensive schools. Right-wing bloggers and journalists pointed out that even in the supposedly pro-comprehensive, anti-grammar, anti-private Labour Party, only eight of the 22 shadow cabinet members went to comprehensives. A 2007 study found that from a sample of 500 people in what were deemed to be the country's "top jobs", only 17% went to comprehensive schools.

90% of children in England and Wales attend comprehensive schools.]




Here's what Sir Michael said:
"Grammar schools are stuffed full of middle-class kids. A tiny percentage are on free school meals: 3%. That is a nonsense. Anyone who thinks grammar schools are going to increase social mobility needs to look at those figures."

That statement raises a number of questions:

  1. Only the poorest 13% (approximately - eligibility is based on whether parents receive certain welfare state benefits) of children in state education are eligible for free school meals. Does this mean that social mobility for the remaining 87% doesn't matter? Clearly, some of those 87% are already at the top of the tree, but in the middle are very large numbers of pupils from what politicians would call "ordinary" working class or middle class backgrounds. Those pupils should also have the opportunity of social mobility in a true meritocracy.

  2. In order to survive this long, a grammar school has probably avoided being subject to rule by a left-wing council (because left-wing councils tend to close them down on ideological grounds). Those left-wing councils tend not to be elected in affluent, middle-class areas - so of course they're "stuffed full of middle-class kids". I can give a local counter-argument to this. Devonport is the part of Plymouth around the naval base - it's poor, but not especially left-wing and still has a boys' grammar school and a girls' grammar school. I've spent a lot of time in both because of the "You're Hired!" competition, and each has lots of kids from obviously less well off backgrounds.

  3. Sir Michael's whole argument that grammar schools do not promote social mobility is somewhat weakened by his own background. Today he's one of the elite quangocrats who run the country and a knight of the realm. He grew up the son of a London postman. And he went to a state grammar school.

"Islamists"

Jul. 7th, 2013 10:16 pm
philmophlegm: (Blue Mosque)
This word seems to be more and more popular in the media. In the past we might have used "Muslims" or "Mohammedans" or even "Musselmen".

The meaning seems subtly different. As far as I can tell, it means "Nasty Muslims, the sort I don't agree with" as opposed to "Nice Muslims, like that lovely Mr Khan, who runs the corner shop". I'm not sure that's a useful or sensible distinction. I'm waiting to see someone describe "Nasty Christians, the sort I don't agree with" as "Christianists".
philmophlegm: (Concentrated power)

The woman who started all this.

The Royal Charter explained in full.

This Bristol web designer is confident that none of this applies to blogs.

Free speech campaigner and writer Cory Doctorow disagrees.

As does pressure group Index on Censorship, although Culture Secretary Maria Miller says the new rules would protect "small scale bloggers".

Tim Worstall goes further and argues that the British Government has decided to censor the entire world's press and media.

What the oldest English language periodical thinks of the Royal Charter.

The Guardian: "Press regulation: a victory for the rich, the celebrated and the powerful”.

Nobody from the press was there when the grubby deal was struck, but four members of Hacked Off were.

"First they came..."

The Huffington Post on what most 'liberals' probably think.

Press regulation could finally stop people disagreeing with you.

Sign the petition to tell Hugh Grant, Max Mosley and Evan Harris to "Blog Off!"

Reaction from around the world:

New York Times: (The regulations) would “chill free speech and threaten the survival of small publishers and internet sites”.

Matt Storin, managing editor of the New York Daily News: “I believe I can speak for virtually all American journalists in saying the new British Press regulations are not only appalling but also, in an American context, unimaginable.”

Rossiyskaya Gazeta (Russian government owned newspaper): “Censorship sir!”. “Rainy days for the freedom of the press.”

Yulia Latynina (Russian journalist): “We will probably see Andrey Lugovoy (suspect in the Alexander Litvinenko murder case) claiming millions in compensation over his coverage in UK newspapers — he will probably be the first client of your new regulator.”

Takura Zhangazha, Zimbabwean Voluntary Media Council: “Statutory regulation of the Press is inimical to freedom of expression because we have had statutory regulation here and it has led to the newspapers being shut down, journalists being arrested and a culture of impunity for the state against the media.”

Delo newspaper (Ukraine): “Great Britain is getting ready to launch censorship.”

Gulf Daily News (Bahrain): “Neither British politicians nor anyone else is going to solve [the problems] by creating some sort of bureaucratic watchdog that will regulate what journalists do. We already have in place the best regulatory force of any organisation on the planet. They are called the readers.”

Nic Dawes, editor-in-chief, Mail & Guardian (South Africa): “The UK is not only a leading democracy, it is the birthplace of the free Press. If it chooses a statutory regulatory regime, in word or in deed, it will set a dangerous and very high-profile example. Those who seek to secure and extend their power, whether in public office or private, will see in Britain’s choice a very convenient precedent. Please do not give it to them.”

IRIB HispanTV (Iranian state broadcaster): “Freedom of the Press under threat in the United Kingdom” “The British Government’s new measure to regulate the Press puts in danger freedom of expression and democracy in the European country.”

The Australian: “In Britain, as a result of a deal stitched up behind closed doors, we now have a scary system of state oversight of journalism. A Royal Charter will create a Press regulator with the power to maul unruly hacks and editors.”

Die Welt (Germany): A “black day” for the British press.

Le Monde: The regulator will have “little respect for basic liberties”.

L’Express (France): “A sad event in the history of freedom of the Press in the UK”.

El Pais: A “dangerous experiment” with “unforseeable consequences. Putting a stop to a certain kind of Press would not be bad, but the worst thing would be if this resulted in the erosion of Press liberty achieved 300 years ago in one of the oldest democracies in the world.”

philmophlegm: (Rome: Total War)

Before and After Photoshop celebrity portraits

The world's cutest frog.

Ricky Gervais's 'Derek' was brilliant (I agree) - moving, superbly acted (especially Kerry Godliman), but many people will hate it just because they don't like Ricky Gervais or because it deals with taboo subjects.

"Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979." Great nostalgia.

Academic research shows that Twitter reaction to events does not always reflect the views of the wider population. (Geez, I could have thold them that...)

Using Google Maps to plot where Stalin's Moscow victims lived.

Was Doctor Who producer John Nathan-Turner a paedophile? (His biographer argues no, but it's on something of a technicality...) The review is worth reading just for the Biddy Baxter incident. Not that you should giggle at this sort of thing.

"We must preserve the Earth's dwindling resources for my five children."

If we used the SNP's argument that oil fields nearer to an independent Scotland rather than the remaining UK would become Scottish, then Shetland should totally declare independence from Edinburgh.

OK History Channel, whose bright idea was it to cast a Barack Obama lookalike as the Devil in your dramatisation of 'The Bible'? (And come to think of it, what the hell (pun intended) is the History Channel doing dramatising ‘The Bible’?)

How well do you know your fiscal facts?

Dying Total War fan's likeness put into Rome: Total War II. (When I die, ask Sports Interactive to put my name into Football Manager…)

Six growth-stimulating macro-economic policies that are more sensible than fuelling another property bubble (George...)

These are the mods you need to make Skyrim even more gorgeous. (I've tried them, they really do.)

The Inspector Gadget theme at one eighth speed. Sounds almost classical.

philmophlegm: (Lemond / Hinault)
...would not normally be the sort of news story to dominate the headlines for two days. Is it because the vehicle in question was a helicopter, and helicopters are slightly cool? Or is it that the accident took place in London?


Evidence to support the latter interpretation: In 2014, Leeds will host the start of the Tour de France. Hosting 'le grand depart' is a huge honour for any city. The first stage will go from Leeds to Harrogate, with the second from York to Sheffield (via Holmfirth, home of 'Last of the Summer Wine'!). Then there is a transfer to Cambridge, with the third stage from there to London.

The BBC website headline for the above story is "Opening 2014 Tour stages revealed - The 2014 Tour de France will feature a stage that visits the London 2012 Olympic Park and ends on the Mall after two stages in Yorkshire." So the less prestigious third stage is covered down to street name level, but Leeds doesn't get mentioned until you actually click through to the story itself.
philmophlegm: (Reginald Iolanthe Perrin)
Which of the following lovely friendly companies is actually a front for an evil multinational?

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
Harris & Hoole coffee shops
Innocent Smoothies
PJ's Smoothies
Green & Black's chocolate
Teapigs tea
Sunshine Desserts

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philmophlegm: (Cantona)

"Deck the Halls with Macro Follies" - "The greatest collection of economic holiday hits ever assembled!"

Client feedback to marketing agencies as posters. (Much better than it sounds.)

Sir Patrick Moore had some financial difficulties in the last few years of his life. So Brian May bought his house for him. (Please, please, please BBC, don’t give The Sky at Night to that wanker from Manchester with the bad dress sense and the creepy lips. Give it to Chris Lintott and Brian May. Queen, not D*Ream.)

Famous movie scenes in Lego. (I think The Godfather is the best.)

ESPN presenter argues that Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III isn't "really" black because he has a white fiancee and he's a Republican. (For this, he has been suspended for 30 days by ESPN. This is the same punishment they gave to a basketball commentator (whose wife is Asian-American) who asked “Is there a chink in his armour?” about a Chinese basketball player. The former behaviour seems much worse to me.)

Gerard Depardieu moves to Belgium and farts in the general direction of President Hollande.

Bradley Wiggins is, without doubt, the coolest man on the planet right now. And a random security guard might be second.

Football management - what they apparently _do_ teach you at Harvard Business School.

The Doha climate change talks failed. That doesn't matter since they would have had a trivial effect anyway. What matters far more is the Doha trade talks.

I wonder at what point the Labour Party website will remove this page...

Famous British eugenicists. (Including Marie Stopes, who disinherited her son for marrying a short-sighted woman.)

Strong contender for worst album cover of all time. On the other hand, it does feature a cat.

Spot the hidden Dalek!

If video games were realistic.

philmophlegm: (MX-5)
This BBC website articlehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20391905annoyed me when I saw it a while back. Or at least, not the article so much but the examples of "good design" in the accompanying photographs.

stupidchairs

stupidplane

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So that's a bunch of ugly, hard, uncomfortable plastic chairs and a stupidly expensive, noisy and uncomfortable plane. Is this really "good design"?

No, of course it isn't. Design should be about function - how well it does its job. What is the job of a chair? Surely it's something that is a) comfortable to sit on and b) looks good (in that order). Go into any branch of DFS and you'll find lots of better-designed chairs than the plastic crap in the first photo.

And what of Concorde? Well, yes, it's a good-looking aircraft in the way that the Boeing 747 isn't. The two iconic aircraft first flew within a month of each other. The comparison does not serve Concorde well. Ignoring other factors, and letting the market assess which is the "better" design, reveals that just twenty Concordes were ever sold. To date, Boeing has sold 1,448 747s. The 747 is a great design, Concorde isn't. It might be a good-looking engineering achievement, but it was designed to be the next step in aviation. And even its most devoted supporters have to accept that because it was noisy and above all expensive (flight costs per passenger per mile three times those of the 747 and unit costs, despite government subsidies, of about the same for a plane that could carry more than five times as many passengers in less cramped conditions), it failed.

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