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It took Jeremy Clarkson slapping an assistant producer to get there, but I think we've now reached 'peak Guardian' with this article. I mean, surely they can't get any more ridiculous...can they?

Shocking news about fitness - "a nightmare that never ends".

The Age of Man began in 1610. Probably.

Shaming pretentious restaurants that can't bear to use plates.

Did Josef Mengele and other NAZI medical researchers produce any useful medical research?

If 200,000 christians each donate $300, then Pastor Creflo Dollar can buy "the biggest, fastest and overall best private jet money can buy". Is that not an amazingly brilliant name for this cleric? I can see an argument that says that this isn’t that different from tithes to pay for medieval churches and cathedrals, but they have rather better depreciation.

A modest proposal to reduce income inequality.

"Peter King Realises Fight With Wife Really About Disappointment in Raiders' Offseason Moves."

The minimum wage is too high, much too high.

Texan sports pundit Dale Hansen (rightly, righteously and angrily) rips into the Dallas Cowboys for signing convicted domestic abuser Greg Hardy.