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"Manchester United's Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue over Nazi dolls" (Serious point here – the doll is wearing Germany army uniform. Not everyone who fought in the Germany Army during the war was a member of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party, so it gives the wrong impression to refer to this as a ‘Nazi’ doll. What it is, is a German Army doll. It’s easy to dehumanise ordinary Germans by calling them ‘Nazis’.)

Here's a teenage boy who's worked things out.

Contrary to earlier Phligm Phlagms, our solar system is NOT a vortex.

What dress size would Marilyn Monroe be today? Somewhere between an 8 and a 10, depending on the shop.