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Immigration will add a city the size of Birmingham to our population every 18 months for the next 75 years.

Pictures paint a thousand lies. And facebook makes it easy for idiots to propagate them. (Thank you to parrot_knight for that one.)

The internet. Not just about porn, kittens on skateboards and idiots.

Power firm announces £460m living wage contract. Yeah, because all those highly skilled engineers and contractors working unsocial hours in and around the North Sea aren’t already earning £7.85 an hour… (I used to audit a company in this industry, and those guys get paid serious money.)

Hang on, since the Scottish separatists got thrashed in the referendum, how come they're now dictating terms?

Orkney Library on Twitter.

Gordon Brown is to step down as an MP at the next election. Guido Fawkes looks back on his greatest hits.

You know the genre of music that gets played in cantinas in Star Wars? Do you know what it's called? I can't actually put the word in this post, or this won't get past some people's work porn filters!

"My iPod no longer works..." Really woossy fundamentalist muslim terrorists.

Why are rubber-like blocks marked with the word 'TJIPETIR' washing up on beaches? (Thank you to neuromancer for this one.)