For some reason I misread this and thought that you were advocating bikinis as an olympic sport here (though arguably, with women's beach volleyball, they already are).

I'm not sure I have any real opinions about what should be events in the summer olympics - though I'd like to see some transparent system by which sports (in the loosest sense of the word) could be chosen and rotated between and which allowed a reasonable chance for any sport with a dedicated following to get show-cased at least once in a generation.